""I've got bored of one-night stands when I was about 26.They were fun when I was young but now I'm 30 I think they're meaningless and dull.I wont say how many Ive had it could be two, could be 200..."

"I think the woman wants a man to come over and fix their broken fence. I'm not very handy and I'm a selfish boyfriend,but I'm great at buying gifts". (* JRM 2007 )